User:CrazySpence
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[edit] What Amused me this week
Susan!
One time the alarm went off and she hit me on the nose and went back to sleep.
[edit] In the beginning
The year was 1981, Ms Pacman struck a grand blow for womans rights and the greatest event in history was about to occur, the birth of CrazySpence.
[edit] Events of the CrazySpence era
- 1982: Commodore 64, almost as great as the birth of CrazySpence
- 1985: Nintendo is released to North America
- Commodore-Amiga is born
- CrazySpence goes to school
- 1987: The Simpsons begin their mission on Tracy Ullman
- 1989: CrazySpence's future hate symbol the Sega Genesis is born
- 1990: CrazySpence gets his first home console the Nintendo Entertainment system for Christmas
- 1991: CrazySpence becomes 1 decade old
- The Super Nintendo is born, CrazySpence's long time friend of the early to late 90's
- 1992: CrazySpence buys a Super Nintendo with his birthday money and the friendship begins
- 1993: CrazySpence is given an old Commodore 128 as a present and thus begins his hobbyist programming years and to this date he still claims the only version of basic worth learning was Commodore BASIC 7.0
- 1994: Mortal Kombat II comes out for Super Nintendo and CrazySpence throws a MKII championship party for his birthday
- 1995: CrazySpence enters high school
- the world is punished with windows 95 but CrazySpence didn't notice as he only had the C128 still
- 1996: CrazySpence gets a free PC from a drug dealer, it was a 386DX 40 that the dealer thought he broke when he threw it at his Girlfriend but in reality one of the pins from the monitors cable had bent when it was flung across the room and was easily fixed. CrazySpence vs Windows 3.1 begins
- Don Donké is born as a sideshow of a bizarre science teacher Mr. Devillier. The Gallery only contains recent Donké art, the original comic series that circulated between 96-98 has been unfortunately lost forever
- 1997: CrazySpence meets AOL and uses it for 3 months free with trial offer disks for AOL 2.5 and AOL 3.0
- CrazySpence gets the real internet in May
- CrazySpence meets IRC May 5th 1997 as Crazy_SpenceDude
- CrazySpence writes his first script in June 97
- Don Donké makes his computer debut in computer animation class as 2 short animated gifs. By this point he has evolved to become CrazySpence's alter ego
- the :Þ ® face is born which has been included in all released CrazySpence scripts since
- Crazy_Spence is born
- 1998: CrazySpence is finally officially born into the IRC world
- CrazySpence gets an upgrade! from 386DX40 to 486DX4 100! woo!
- #NiagaraChat is born on DALnet
- 6 months later the 486 Dies forever when the CPU is put in backwards
- CrazySpence gets a cyrix PR200 and finally gets to use Windows 95
- 1999: Mp3 Forever 1.0 is born out of CrazySpence's old JukeBox 4.0 script
- Mp3 Forever 1.0 through 1.56 are released between january and august peaking at 600 known Dalnet users of the script after the final release in August
- CrazySpence uses Linux for the first time and is very impressed
- 2000: CrazySpence Finishes highschool after the world apparantly didn't blow up from fairytale computer bugs
- Linux becomes CrazySpence's main OS
- While daringly hot swapping an IDE CD-ROM (which worked several times previously) CrazySpence blows the Power Supply and the computer is transfered to another nearby case
- Blitzed, CrazySpence's future home is born in October
- Dalnet goes to crap and #NiagaraChat moves to Blitzed as #Niagara
- 2001 Mp3 Forever 2.0 is born but it is only an Mp3 Player and with the death of Dalnet development goes stale for several years
- The trusted and long lasting Cyrix PR200's motherboard spontaniously explodes leaving a burn hole right through the motherboard...CrazySpence builds an emergency computer that night out of computer leftovers
- CrazySpence meets Spike (a girl) and they begin their journey together
- CrazySpence becomes 2 decades old
- 2002: Spike changes her name to SueGirl and everyone accepted that she was actually female
- CrazySpence gets an AMD k6-2 350 from seann for his linux computer
- The Emergency computer from last summer becomes Wintendo and from this point on CrazySpence always has 2 computers at all times.
- CrazySpence follows a tutorial site and repairs his old Nintendo Entertainment System so that it doesn't screw up as frequently
- Laura was invented and brought an unstable element to all on IRC
- 2003: CrazySpence goes back to windows as the main desktop, Windows 95 to be specific with a new celeron 366 he aquired and names it Wintendo II: The wrath of Fun, linux box becomes headless server
- CrazySpence builds a new computer for windows called Wintendo III: The search for speed and upgrades to Windows 98
- 2004: CrazySpence and SueGirl together for over 3 years now and both started college in September
- Mp3 Forever Development restarted and nearly completed for release of 2.5
- CrazySpence moves out to his own apartment
- Total Nintendo Entertainment System games collected since rebirth: 33
- Nintendo is now 14 years old with the passing of Christmas!
- 2005: Perhaps the release of Mp3 Forever.......
- or not....
- Wintendo III Dies, the room is quiet as the purr of the Thunderbirds mighty fan is silenced......the linux computer steps upto the plate as the main desktop until repairs can be made
- Wintendo III Offically pronounced irrecoverable (cpu/motherboard death) the old k6-2 500 linux box gets the upgrade of a lifetime and is outfitted with a Radeon 9200 (it had a Radeon 7000) and another 60GB harddrive totaling to 120GB. Wintendo IV: The equation home, slated for arrival in the summer.
- Shadow the cat is saved from death by me!
- SueGirl Gets an iMac G5 and CrazySpence loves it, perhaps the Wintendo line will not be continued and the next flagship computer will be called Macforce 1.....
- "Wintendo IV: The equation home" is born
- Year 2 of Business Admin: Operations management begins!
- Sushi the cat is saved from death by Sue and myself!
- == ENGAGE! == CrazySpence and Sue get engaged Christmas day 2005!
- 2006
- Colleges go on strike, For some reason they seem to believe that the money we paid is worthless and they can be as greedy and useless as they wish
- 3 weeks later! Strike is over and some have the nerve to act like nothing happened as they ram the rest of the semester down our throats with 5 weeks to go
- Sue and Phil movie into their own apartment together and Phil vanishes from the face of the internet for at least 1 year while in the meantime he gets another cat named Wasabi and a dog Sambuca
[edit] What's this CrazySpence thing look like?
I have an extensive gallery of images of myself and things I do on the computer located at http://gallery.philtopia.com
[edit] What's CrazySpence do?
- Uses Facebook
- Engaged to Sue
- used to chat on irc
- Goes to Niagara college for Business Admin. Operations management
- mIRC scripts
- Eats alot of food and if he ever learns to do dishes right, it will be much better food
- Favourites:
- Poached Breast of Chicken Blanquette with Tarragon Sauce.
- Chicken Parmasean
- Prime Rib
- Crispy Chicken from Mc Donalds
- Big Crunch from KFC
- Favourites:
- Watches Star Trek
- Writes himself programs or utilities when he needs something done or gets bored (or sick of sue) source archive
- Occasionally when the mood strikes him right he continues the Donké saga by creating new images
[edit] Enemies List!
This here is a list of my enemies. Once upon a time I had a vast collection of enemies but unfortunately I have never mastered the villanesque art of losing to the heros to battle them once more so now they are all dead or otherwise defeated.
- Allison from school - She never brought me a piece of cake on Thursday January 27th, 2005. She brought Elsie, Lindsay and Sasha cake! where the hell is my piece! I like cake to you bastard! well no, not really I don't but to purposely not include me is such a vast insult that war is now upon us!
- Emoticons - I hate emoticons, The ascii expressions are enough for me so I delcare war on emoticons today! I especially hate on instant messangers when people overload their names with 100 different damn kinds of emoticons so everytime they message you all these weird kittens or dancing faces freakin appear, what the hell!? Another upsetting trend is now bulliten boards, which I also hate by the way, now employ the use of these emoticon bastards too. This must be stopped. CGI:IRC is also a culprit of emoticonitice, be ashamed dg, hang your head.
- Katy - She said I was weird today April 20th 2005, thems fighting words missy!
- Linux - be easier asshole! you'll never beat your enemies being as annoying as a prostate exam!